People like only ever post this first scene but the way this Jesus Ted subplot ends is also really funny to me

reminder that ted did in fact die in the movie so he might actually still be jesus

Love that he tries to play it off as as reading willy wonka when thats the movie plot

I love this subplot because most of what he does just goes ignored by the rest of the cast, like, "That's just him on his usual bs," but this time they're just so baffled they need to put an end to it

Lowkey my favorite was Susan saying “that was so nice of him to do that for us.” Cause she is an ANGEL.

Ted watched Jack and Jill with a bunch of hookers for our sins, amen

Scrolling by I keep thinking these are clips from Ginger Snaps. The one girl looks like her.