Pete Hegseth didn’t even run this through ChatGPT a second time😭🥀

I love how he always have these buzz phrases and shit written down. Pretty weak for a Secretary of Defense.

Not even as funny

"One fish, two fish. Be all you can be. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Just do it"

Is Trump getting tired of his shit too?

"No Pete, that's not a war crime. that's bravery. Breathe. You're doing everything right. I'm right here. Would you like me to tweak your speech to make it more concise?"

We've got action, all they've got is reaction. They want to put women in burqas? We want to put women in freedom. They say the Holocaust didn't happen? Well they're going to get one. They call me an alcoholic, but I'm a bombaholic. Iran is in the Green Room to paradise, and I'm going to date rape them there. You think I can't use the word kinetic five times in a sentence? Kinetic kinetic kinetic kinetic kinetic!

I turned it into a rap song lol 🤣

I'm sure you can find kids in kindergarten, who are both more articulate and smarter than Pete Hegseth. Plus they don't talk non-stop about murdering others.

@BLCKD_COM_PlLLD Is he doing a freestyle rap battle thing, or what the hell is going on here

Anytime "writting" sounds like "not this but that" it's very obviously Chat GPT generated. He's too dumb to know that we know. These people really think we are all idiots, don't they?

Reporter 1: "Secretary of War,.. Hegseth: "Actually it's Secretary of Regime Change." Reporter 1: "So Secretary of What now?" Hegseth: "SecRegCha, cuz is war is war but not war so war will be war-ring." Caine: (Stares into rhe void) Reporter 2: "Sir, do you know we can see you talking from the podium, you have fashioned into a Keg with a Tap." Hegseth: "This is Metaphor - 'Made of Steel, shit's real, art of the steal, eat a Big Mac Meal." Caine: (slithers to the side) Reporter 1: "How much of this metaphor have you consumed today?" Hegseth: "It was a BOGO!"

He thinks he’s Eminem, but he actually just sucks ass.

Appreciate you work, Adam, but this 6 months old and you covered it in September:

One shot. One opportunity.

When i was a wee lad, i thought all the adults had their shit together. And I ESPECIALLY thought the government was made of the smartest, most caring people who care about this country. I was a retard!

Does this jackass think he’s a war poet? No common sense. No understanding of global economics. No long term game plan AT ALL. We are going to pay the price of this knee jerk reaction to appease Netanyahu who is still under prosecution in Israel. This is not our war to fight.

Our President probably slept with Epstein, so now Iranians must die in a smoke screen. The ayatollah says atomic missile? How about we give em supersonic sacrificial. Dead soldiers? nah, I think Netanyahu is sexy. This war is not a war unless you’re not a whore. *drunk burp*

This is what you get when you lead by bunch of teenagers

wow, he really is retarded I thought it was just hyperbole

Trying to talk tough like this doesn’t scare other world leaders, it just shows you’re weak and backed into a corner. True strength is silent confidence, this administration is equivalent to a scared chihuahua trying to bark as loud as it can to avoid confrontation.

He's an absolute clown. Thank you Adam for all of your content, especially your pro-Ukrainian stance.

This guy is a fucking moron. He wants do bad to be important or to do something meaningful. His parents must not have loved him enough

He doesn’t sound or look like a military commander. He is the type of idiot that will get people killed. It’s like putting the Fraternity president in charge of the Air Force … but Donald Trump and Elon Musk put this idiot in charge of all military. Our country is being destroyed by idiots.

@saintamourmi Oh that was embarrassing

I'M GONNA KARATE CHOP, I'M GONNA KARATE BOP

Was he trying to make a poem about killing people? Cause that’s what war is…

lm an army vet and served in Iraq. Now I get to play with the big boy toys.

So this is the kind of partnership with Pentagon Sam Altman was boasting about.

Literally this

The most annoying human

what the actual fuck