Pete Hegseth doing mandatory testosterone inspections.

Something tells me Officer Graham is ready to serve 👌🏼

Benny Johnson asking what the age limit is to enlist. More Inspections Please

Futurama predicted Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller

@JDVance and @SecRubio are ready for manly @PeteHegseth #CouchFuck

@amyblance2000

Phew🤣🤣🤣 This is Hegseths sweetest wet daydream 🤡🤭🤣🤣🍆

We are talking about war fighters. Itll look more like this:

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This is ridiculous! This is gender affirming care.

@Lisa69903138 They're lucky Lindsey has died. He'd be there on his knees with a bib on to catch the spills.

Nah this is wild and why does it seem like he’s ‘sticking’ around a lot longer than necessary 😂

For those needing a boost…a few minutes with the balls roaster may be all that’s needed.

I am sure that Trump would enjoy this. WHO IS Bubba???

@VVoxie He’s going to have a lot of volunteers offering to help. Rubio, Hawley, Bessent, Scott

Lindsey Graham would be turning in his grave if he was in one yet. " 3 days just 3 days It could have been me doing the inspections. I could'a been a contender."

Awww, nuts!

I am sure he’s dying to administer that protocol personally. No wait I think Trump himself will do it.

RFK Jr has offered to assist, given that he is extremely concerned about teenagers sperm counts....

@TrueBluPatriot MAGA are running to the recruiters office after this new policy. 😂

Yep, Piss Pot Pete would be getting a boner thinking about it, probably want to taste test every sample, then use the samples as hair gel later

It's nice that he's put gloves on though.

Lindsey Graham: WTF you are doing this after I’m dead!

Pete Hegseth: "Can I stick my penis in your butt just for a second, soldier? Just need to measure your testosterone level. It's a procedure Denny Hastert taught me when I used to wrestle him in his basement."

Better than bending over and spreading your cheeks for a hemorrhoid check at the physical I took along with hundreds of others at the Philadelphia Naval Yard in '88. Don't ask don't tell, donch'a know. 🤣

Yeah let's get rid of our most experienced troops good idea

I heard Melania and Ivanka got into a fight over who would get the nut check job.

@janeygirloregon Nah but for real, wtf are they doing?

He is pretty gay

Can't find anything Pete Hegseth is doing wrong so you've got to make stuff up. Grok: "The inspection appears to be from an INDIAN. Military/paramilitary physical exam"

If he doesn't look at your face, is that a good or bad thing?

Not sus, because gloves.

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