Philly… is this an actual thing that yall do?!

What you do is get a Panzarotti. Basically a deep fried calzone. That is what you want. Not this.

OK, so this is no way familiar to you Nick?

this reminds me of driving through a city

It all gets turned into poop regardless of form. So, yes. You can do that.

No. But it should be.

Maybe once upon a time I would crush one of these... nowadays, I'm gaining 10 pounds just watching this

No

No. For starters, the pizza looks like trash and the cheesesteak is on what appears to be an Amoroso roll. To put it in context, someone at some dive pizza joint got bored & wanted some clicks & didn’t care that they used low quality ingredients. For rolls it’s gotta be seeded Sarcones rolls and far as pizza goes take a trip to Delco… it’s Emilio’s in Ridley or it’s trash.

Never once saw this. I worked at a pizzeria in college, the closest might be a cheesesteak stromboli.