Phoenix AZ, anyone recognize the Poopy Porch Pirate?

WTF is wrong with these people?! 😳

What is this cap? It's not official

I'm looking forward to this story. I'm assuming no shit was harmed in the making.

Looks like what some maga nut would do

After watching this, Alice In Chains is stuck in my head.

Just walkin’ around the neighborhood with a box of shit. And I thought there were no more New Hobbies.

Is it just me, or has the number of people with way too much time on their hands massively increased since Monday, January 20, 2025?

I hope she sanitizes the doorbell, cuz looks like he wiped it on his face.

Im not saying what he did was ok but my first thought was does she have a dog that maybe poops on his lawn regularly? I've heard of a few people who have returned dog poop to the owners.. but never human poop 😆

So just to recap, a pile of human excrement left a box of human excrement for the homeowner?

Dementia or dick head, I guess?

Looks like some premeditated $hit to me! 😉 Hope the find out who he is .

I hope she called the police, (not that the Phoenix police are reputable, they’re not), but that’s actually considered a biohazard, and, while gross, they can get DNA from it.

He takes his time, working in excrements…

ewww, didn't she smell that before she opened it? lol, I'm sorry #funnynotfunny

Whatever happened to leaving flaming bags of dog shit? Would’ve been way funnier

Can someone come and get Grandpa. He's causing shit. Bad jokes aside. WTF is wrong with people?

Biohazard

This story is so gross but I giggled through the whole tale 😂

There sure is a lot of supposing going on in this video. Maybe he didn't shit in the box at all. Did you ever think of that? Maybe he shit in the toilet and THEN took it out of the toilet and then put it in the box? It makes a big difference. Changes the whole MO.

I’m guessing dementia based on my personal experience with my mom and dad. It’s heartbreaking.

Obviously has dementia. He forgot to light it on fire.

A lot of WHAT IFS in this comment section and no one talking about the old fuck who DID put a box of shit on her doorstep. Like is everyone just fucking stupid nowadays. The way people make excuses UNLESS it happens to them is unreal. Living in Stupidland no doubt🤣🤣

Well, he left his DNA. He should be committed.