Phone hack 📱

Sir I say this with all the joy and happiness I can muster but I hope every woman you end up with waste your time worse than you've wasted mines

You forgot to set it on fire silly

It really works! 😎

That pretty good I use jalapeño and fresh rhubarb to clean mine and scrape all that off with 90 grit sandpaper

And my name is John Cena!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your balls.