Picked the worst animal to evade ever. 😂

Turtle….. Hippos are the number one killers in the Savanna. It can outpace Usain Bolt, wipe him out in secs. Madagascar must have fooled him.

When you're stupid you need some confidence and bros got a lot

Bros winnings are gunna go to his children’s children’s children

My turn

The immortal snail

Outta all… really dude omg 😳 .. I would’ve said a sloth. 😆

Man, I am picking a sloth. I could walk for like 2 hours and then take a nap and be fine

Bro said hippopotamus with full chest 😭😭 Nahhh I’m taking the sloth strat 🦥 just chilling 0.15 mph while collecting my $500k in peace 😂 what y’all picking?

First day of the year. First dvmbass I have seen

Dude doesn't realize that they can run 19 - 22 miles an hour on land for a few hundred yards 😂

Omg bro is so dumb💔😭

This guy's stupidity has to be an act... No one is actually this stupid.. right?.... right?

Bro chose something he didn’t know was fast instead of choosing something he KNOWS is slow.

It really be geown ass men this fuckin stupid

Turtle was right there… 🐢

Of all the animals!! 🤣🤣🤣

Bro coulda chose a sloth

Right

Hamster Sloth

I’m choosing coral reef

He picked the creature that even lions run from????

Step one. Pick a manatee. Step two. Don’t be in Florida.

Im pretty sure this dude that said hippo is retarded, this isn't he first video of him saying the most retarded ass shit

😆 meanest animal on the planet

The best choice is a fish, because it can't chase on land. And this man, who only went to school to warm up, chooses one of the most dangerous animals in the world.

This is too open ended. I mean it just says you’re getting chased it doesn’t say how you’re allowed to evade. I’m just gonna get in a car and drive 😂😂😂😂 idgaf if it’s a hippo or not.

Step one: pick a fish Step two : live in a land lock state Step three: profit

One of the deadliest animals on the planet 🦛💀

Tortoise Goat Sloth Etc yet this individual chose one of the deadliest animals on planet earth. To put things in perspective , 500 people per year are killed by hippos That’s roughly 1–2 deaths per day worldwide This makes the hippopotamus one of the deadliest large animals on Earth, killing more people annually than lions, sharks, or crocodiles (though mosquitoes still kill far more via disease)……

@grok who are these people so I can block them on all platforms

The more I see these videos the more i believe that they deliberately make the guy with the hair pick dumb choices or dumb arguments. Any animal of your choice to outrun and you didn’t think of snail, tortoise, sloth.

How about a damn sloth. Or a turtle. You can catch a full 8 hour sleep in between

I would’ve chose a turtle

If a Hippopotamus were a car, which it basically is, it would be "Christine"....

They don't even float... they are too muscular they just walk on the bottom.