Picking up hitchhikers

You were definitely supposed to hit the cow The hitchhikers definitely saved you that's exactly how it works

They call it the burnt toast theory, where a small inconvenience in your life like losing your car keys before work making you late actually saved you from a bigger horrible event

Smart guy turning down the ride. Never get in the car with a faģģot shoving a camera in your face. A free 70 mile trip wasn't worth sharing company with douchebags. That's character

White boy annoying af

Burnt toast theory!

In Europe it is common to pick up hitchhikers. In the 🇺🇸 I did it once and I could not get the stink out of my car for two weeks even if I kicked that guy out after only half a mile. Out of ⛽ ✔️ Hitchhikers 🚫

Legend

I feel like this is a horror story just we’re not being told the full thing or maybe I’m just pessimistic and have a brutal outlook on life

Kids… don’t pickup hitchhikers, it’s a crazy world out there!

Love it! What could possibly go wrong!?