Pippa Versus a Watermelon

A knight in full armor wearing crocs =) very Pippa

She killed the watamelon....

Who Won

Someone should have told her, she'd have an easier time, if she put up the melon in chest or head height LOL

Why is she not brown?

WATAMEEEEEEEEEE

The vutber becomes a fleshtuber

Gaze upon mine knight brethren, we ain't besieging this castle.

The most dainty claymore wielding of all time

That was painful to watch lol

Cutest rabbit.

So whimsical its amazing! 🙌

A worthy foe of equal skill

She's fucking lucky she's American. Without great equalizer Pippa's dead as fuck in Europe.

She's actually doing it!

The knights Templar wore crocs, this is really historical content

I thought Pippa was American, not a European knight from the holy crusades?!?!

Like a hot knife through a watermelon!

Yeah thats ... cute. Pipp wont take back Jerusalem for us..

@shadmbrooks is crying at this display of swordsmanship from @pipkinpippa. That watermelon won't continue its reign of terror and heresy, however.

He wuz knights and sheeeeet

Fucking crocs, man

So peak. Love the new model.

she swings like a girl

@denied_art I wonder if because of this the girls will do more in person content especially with each other, completely dressed up of course though

She is perfect.

What happened to swagger souls

So cute🥰

The sword is bigger then her

Some say she is the greatest warrior of her time

Watermelon that touched the floor is still better than moldy food