Pizza review time: Pierre’s Paycheque Pizza is solid, substantial, and packed with protein so you bring home more.

Admit it, Poilievre stans, if Trudeau or Singh tried pulling this kind of gimmicky cringe you’d be all over it like Pierre on a social program.

Give it up, Pierre. Canadians aren’t buying it. You’re a fraud. You’re an elitist gatekeeper & landlord - trying to pull of the ‘Mr. Everyman’ schtick. We’re not stupid. You’re a racist chiseler & you will never be Prime Minister. 🇨🇦

Hey Pierre, who is your father-in-law? Canadians want answers. Who are Anaida’s parents? How much did you pay these people to keep their mouths shut? I’m sure her father has a customer whom he delivered vegetables to that can attest for him. Who are they? Please explain.

So the guy who has been feeding at the trough since he was 24, who qualified for a pension at 30, who currently lives in a publicly funded mansion with servants/chauffeur, is now going to preach about pay cheques. The irony is rich with this one.

Anyone know which shitole joint this is in Alberta? We can add this to the list of places like @crumcoffeebar to avoid.

Are you using our tax dollars for these videos? It appears that you are campaigning outside of an election @ElectionsCan_E

I love how you're quick to attack PMJT for being a drama teacher but then jump at the chance to cosplay as someone who has worked for a living or has shopped at a hardware store.

The desperation has reached the breaking point.

You're out of your mind, Pierre. What the hell is this? Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣. You are not going to do squat. You will never be Prime Minister. There is no place in Canada for your extreme views. Canada is on the right track considering the state of the world. #IStandWithTrudeau

#familyday2023 #familydayweekend

What the faaaack??

Pizza is a Convoy favourite

Do something, please!

Wow you are so relatable

Not sure I'd be eating that after you spit all over it during your little speech. "Ssserious💦. SSSubssstantial💦. SSSolid💦. SSSubstance💦. Sssticks💦." Yikes.

"Pierre’s Paycheque Pizza" comes loaded with baloney.

Whaaa?

Pierre’s Paycheque Pizza, much like his Crypto Shawarma, has a lot of hidden ingredients he’s not telling you and you won’t find out what they are until you take an actual bite.

Most good fathers are spending this weekend with their families. You're spending it acting like a goof, no family in sight.

Pierre Poilievre is toxic. He chose to openly support an illegal occupation/coup d’état thinking it would further his ambitions at becoming PM. #PierrePoilievreIsLyingToYou #PierrePoilievreIsUnstable #PierrePoilievreMustResign

Did you pay for it with bitcoins?

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Seriously? A grade 10 project and slogan from someone who's been in politics for 19 years (or with pp math 23 years} And still 0 feasible and coated solutions from someone who is "running for prime minister" I guess we can look forward to .. take 2% off one tax, create a new tax

Does pizza go well with convoy donuts? Do they know that you are convoy?

So your making pizza, good on you for finally getting a job, you must have given your taxpayer funded Stornoway chef the night off.

Seriously Skippy? 🙄 #CdnPoli #CPC #CPCNonsense #PierrePoilievreIsLyingToYou #PierrePolievreIsADemagogue #PierrePoilievreMustGo #PeePeeMustGo #PierrePoilievreIsBroken

Pretending to care about people

How desperate are you? Just like @fordnation with his Timmie's commercials. You two should go on the road with your food ads.

He makes it too easy to spot the person who has never worked a job outside of his MP position. Has anyone ever held a plate of food more awkwardly?

I think I did alliteration better …

The sauce has extra blame Trudeau in it

We could have a decent, honest, hard-working family man as PM.... Instead, we have Trudeau.

Pierre throws everything on his ‘pizza’ including whatever sweepings he finds and then blames Justin Trudeau when customers recognize it for the unhealthy junk it is.🤢🤮

You’ve obviously hired new communication staff. This is so awful. But still just rhetoric, campaign slogans and nothing substance. Rage farming and inaccuracies. #PierrePoilievreIsBroken #PierrePoilievreIsLyingToYou #NeverVoteConservative