💥 #PLAKATA 💥 His FIRST of the Spring!

wouldve been cool if we extended him

Yall will lose millions in revenues from the fans from next year

Relocate the blue jays if yall can’t get him signed

Yeah let’s not pay him and let Vladdy hit homers for the Yankees or Red Sox

Trade his ass.

Every Vlad home run needs to be cherished, we won’t see them in Canada again after this season.

Sign him Yall a bunch of incompetent @BlueJays

PAY HIM

Fire Shapiro and that other weird skinny guy

Extend the goat