Please enjoy this story because I did not 😂

What if this isn’t actually Jay and his date actually had Mystique superpowers and shape shifted into Jay

Nobody will believe you....

That’s wild. Unrelated, can you find out who her neighbor gets 🌲 from for me please?

That shit definitely goes craaaazy 😂

Please do more of these story times LOL

I am definitely gonna plan out some more 🫡

ok i need weekly podcasts from you PRONTO

I’m glad you liked it! I’m definitely thinking about doing more story time content 🤔

What an absolute nightmare. Was there any follow up on her side after wards??

Me after the date: Sorry you felt sick! Hope you feel better! Her 2 days later: Thank you graciously for that! You seem like a really nice guy but I do not think we are compatible! It was really fun getting to know you! okay?? I agree I guess?? 😂

She was 100% wayyyy too baked for a date with how that went 🤣🤣

Bro she was cooked 😭

First Date: Made the king of going with the flow uncomfortable ✅

Bro honestly IMPRESSIVE 😂

Mine and jays actual conversation in a club once… “is that fucking Ludacris?” 😂😂😂

“THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE! This will be my last song! CAUSE AFTER THIS IM COMING TO PARTY WITH YALLLL” 😂

So in theory she shouldn’t smoke weed before a date 😂

I mean smoke away but like Handle your shit 😂

Jay…this would ONLY happen to YOU what the fuck 🥲😂

It sure is 😭😭😭🤣

She sounds like she did NOT handle that high 😂

I've been in a relationship for 11 years and my wife and I both agree if we ever separated we wouldn't even bother trying to date again. It's actually nightmarish out there from what my friends tell me

Dude that’s wild 😂😂 I’m so sorry you endured that

Bruh, that’s crazy!

Yeah Ima just keep staying my ass inside big fam, thanks for the heads up 😂

Dang.. what a date !!!

Bro I would have left after the blank stare after your Uber joke. Clearly she wasn't firing on all cylinders. 😂😂

You gotta give the awkward people a shot sometimes! Definitely coulda been that 😂

Bruh 😂

Jay, you can fix her!

Holy shit lolol insane props to you though for being nice the whole time and being flexible!!!

omfg... That is... fucking WEIRRRRD... lmao. You 'no big deal'd her a LOT.. that's saying something haha. ALSO... you need to podcast these after-date stories more... ahaha Sounds like she got a LITTLE TOO HIGH... Yeesh. Poor Jay. xD

To be honest I could have a podcast for this shit 😂

lmao what a terrible idea to get high before a date, compliment you for still trying to go through with it at that point but damn thats rough.

Even awkward people deserve a chance! I had to try :)

Ohhh man, what a ride. Hopefully this stays the worst one

This is NOT my worst date 😭

Damn… bad date…. Time to make it up with a bro date and go to a bar and get FUCKED up 😂

Made it 30 seconds in and 2 red flags went up. Run.

Sometimes people are just nervous and awkward, it was definitely worth atleast trying!

This is incredible. You really are a gentlemen in how you handled that. That level of patience is unreal.

Sometimes people are just awkward! I was trying to give her a chance 😂

Dodge a bullet with her at least haha

Drinking a coffee at a bar then wanting to pass out is bizarre 😂😂

Best part is I think I’m gonna pass out. Lol. Like. That’s not how that works.

dude she might have been having an anxiety attack if she was too high. Definitely can make you light headed! I believe it

I’ll get drinks with you, if you teach me how to play magic ✨

Okay just making sure you’re okay?

oh im fine 😂

Is it possible she was on something other than weed

Welcome to dating in 2024. Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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