PLEASE SHOWER

SABREEE!!! SABRE THATS NOT AN ACTUAL AFRICAN NET SPONGE!!! That’s a plastic mesh that people started pushing out when African net sponges started getting more popular!! This is what you’re gonna wanna look for in terms of a real one:

Yeah I have since gotten a real one since posting this video a couple of months ago :3

"But hormones makes me smell like vanilla and strawberry", for god sake, SHOWER that cockroach.

*sobs in black transexual* i’m so sorry y’all really out here living like this, my god. each one teach one i guess. bless y’all heart!

It's import to note that if you have sensitive, broke, or inflamed skin or skin conditions (eczema, psoriasis, etc.) you should avoid dry brushing or speak to doctor/dermatologist first. It will make your skin worse. I learned this the hard way. Over exfoliating sucks. 😭😭😭

Guess who's going to be oopygoopy tomorrowww

oh my god i smell so fucking good. thank you random trans woman i saw on my twitter feed for geniuenly giving my hygiene knowledge i was depraved of my whole life

I’m black and I leaned some new tech from this. My black parents didn’t tell me shit about brush direction, or how to lotion while wet but dry skin folds. I leaned about oil. Pro tip: Vaseline oil gel is peak because you glisten like a movie star and don’t have oil sliding off

there's quite a lot of exfoliation in this routine, net sponges exfoliate as well as dry brushing, but dry brushing should not be done every day if your skin is sensitive. the recommended amount of times is 3-5 times a week. also dry brushing is so cool it improves circulation

at first I was like. I have to be soapy fox(toby soap?) after I shower? but then u called it slime time and honestly that won me over.

The vid is a good ‘everything shower’ when ur in there throwing yoga poses to shave & exfoliate everything but most of the time all you need is soap + shampoo + moisturise + deodorant. You can have long dark body hair and still be a lady. Dont buy into the same crap that made me start shaving at 14. Add conditioner and perfume into the routine if you can be bothered. if you’re trans, intersex or nb reading this don’t think its all mandatory ♥️ you’re perfect

@AdriWindGB amazing video please don't ever say "welcome to slime time" again i did an actual spit take

Having to go to lenghts to "smell good" because your body is rotting from the inside is so hilarious

Why are you openly admitting you don’t shower 😭

What a way to draw conclusions.

@bottleneckloser Letting water run down your ass cheeks isn’t a shower

@bottleneckloser When did I said that

@bottleneckloser What she did is bare minimum cleanliness if you don’t do that you’re not washing properly

@bottleneckloser Thats the bare minimun for a tranny to not smell like a rotting corpse (200 bucks says they still smell bad). When you are healthy enough your body secretes less smells (factual)

No amount of exfoliating will make you into a woman.

"you should buy from black owned businesses" this is such a weird performative suggestion. "oh I need [random item], let me go out of my way to ensure that the business I buy [random item] from is owned by a specific race of person!" no one does that.

I use this, armpits/privates. Don’t have the water too hot because it damages the skin. Eaaaaasy.

That much exfoliating would destroy my skin. Just use a glycolic acid body wash a few times a week, there’s no need to do so much physical exfoliation.

Another PSA: regardless of of whether you use a loofah, net sponge, or any kind of cleaning receptacle, replace it regularly! (At least once a month) if you don’t, it’ll grow bacteria, get gross, and be kinda counterproductive

yeah nah im sorry im not buying ts

using lotion while damp is life saving. lotion on dry skin is sensory hell

This dude looks and sounds like a dude still. HRT doesn’t work I guess.

Also if you can’t reach your back when you’re using soap/body wash you can also use a loofah with a handle! Don’t forget to replace it monthly ❤️

OK

I'm sorry but genuinely who needs to do all this shit, like all you actually need to do is just wash your whole body with soap and shampoo your hair and you wont stink (also use deodorant if you sweat a bunch)

I'm going to start transitioning on HRT very soon, (M to F), anyways additional tips and advice? I mean, I do shower daily, apply soap, washcloth, lotion and clean. Anything else?

This is like professional showering, the big leagues, I was not familiar with this game

Showers are never optional, without the flaming water my day is not complete

Wait but why would having white parents make you not know how to clean yourself?

can I smell like lemon and vanilla like this? not trans but I like the smell.

Well, men don't smell as good as women. He probably tried his best to wash the man of his skin but to no avail.

Noooooopppppeeee you had me till lotion on wet skin that’s texture fucks with me, like I lowkey already struggle with th just the feeling of lotion on my hands afterwords so me being extra slimy is a big NOPE

slime time! is there any difference between that african body net and a run of the mill loofah? Just curious because it seemed like they performed the same function