Please translate this lol

She wants to date the Pope

I regret to inform her the FBI killed the man of her dreams in '91

"I put good men in my beta orbit and lust after Chad." Ain't rocket acience. She's masking her bodycount with "faith".

Men lead the faith in the family. The Bible teaches this, and statistics back this up. With a faithful husband and father you see faithful children. With a faithless man you see the faith of the family fall away. She is looking for a faithful man who can lead her, not follow.

She isn't meeting guys who are spiritually mature in their walk with Christ and at the same level as her or above. Makes total sense to me as a Christian.

I’m not the problem, they all are. No accountability as usual

No translation needed. I respect this and love it.

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Aka nobody has had the money for her spiritual journey.

Traslate into BORN again virgin. She trying to be tradCON now, but I think its all an act. I'm sure she have 10+ bodies. Now, she wants to be BORN again.