Poor Plankton.

and then your wife hits with you with a zinger like this

Save us a plate! #SPELLBOUND is now playing on @netflix.

@RashNoCrash Reminds me of someone I went to high school with. He works at Burger King in my area and had a customer legit start asking for McDonald’s items. Literally played out like this scenario

Stock market be like

I'd try to take over the world if I had to deal with this everyday too

Why come to the chum bucket if you wanna order Krabby patties? Is he stupid???

This is what it feels like to work in a McDonald’s and tell people we don’t serve Pepsi we serve coke

I give Plankton props for being polite to the customer despite how irritated he was

"What is wrong with people!?" What made everyone in bikini bottom so stupid to the point where is not even funny? They're probably stupider than Patrick.

Mr. Lawrence FTW

Most valid crash out known to man