PORTLAND MADE IT ON GTA

I want this to be real.

“Move To Vancouver”.

Mission: "Get from Beaverton to OMSI in a pickup truck in 10 minutes at 5pm on a Friday."

I fucking hate AI slop.

The Proud Boys vs The Karen's with Beards. With special guest referee. Homeless guy on heroin! Coming this fall at Pioneer Square.

Nah the Tesla needs sticker denouncing Elon or its not really Portland

That’s…that’s actually pretty close to IRL.

No! Why is he drinking from the fountain!?!?

Even with dogshit AI taking the most Fox News coded chud view of the city, the AI cant make it look ugly 😏 We still live in a beautiful area

accurate

*sigh* 10/10, would play.

slop

This is absolutely epic! I feel like we've arrived... #Portland

Accurate depiction of where we have been headed the past few decades.

You can do drugs in public, beat people up, steal cars all without getting a single star of police attention.

Accurate

Fuck a game, we already the main characters!

Nuclear bunkers, hidden tunnels, abandoned railways, curvy roads, gamboling, drug dealers, gangs, unmarked vans, carjackings, strip clubs, rampant prostitution, glamorous neighborhoods, crazy rednecks, street racing, cops that spawn in large numbers… it’s all here.

Subaru fried me😂

You missed the opp to add the exploding building

This would unironically make a great game.

lol 😂

You think you did something there don’t you

All that for 2000 views.

I mean you even captured the left lane camper, truly authentic!

take this down. this is bad and you should feel bad.

It's so accurate!!!

epic

Fine, give me nightmares

I think one of those water towers (last 4 seconds) is gone now...?

There is no sign in Portland that says Vancouver B.C... Just Vancouver.... As in Washington State.

😂😂😂