POV: Engineer leaving for Big Tech to work on imaginary projects...

The girls argument was totally valid!

At Meta so they offer those bean begs to sleep in the office?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the walking style

Reminds me of good ol' day when I still had my job as Principal Engineer. The pay is good, the job kinda sucks because literally I was the entire back-end team. I quit my job for another job that turns out is bad, it's hard to bounce back. Maybe I'm a fraud.

this is your best one yet

Still seeking a grant to help develop his walk I see.

Big tech is down the hall and to the left.

scariest thing alive

Step into that big tech life, king.

Meta has meeting rooms named after Pokemon, so close enough?

The zyns comment made me lol

is that @arpit_bhayani ???

So whose point of view is this?

tie your damn shoe

He spent all his energy threatening what would be lost, instead of offering additional incentives and reasons to stay

Replace with openclaw

I named a pet project tow-mater at a big tech 🥀🥀 (Yes the wiki has gifs)