POV: You are old fashioned

This is how you drink whiskey if you celebrate pride month

Seems like a lot of trouble when you could just unscrew the bottle and drink it straight.

Just give me the drink you pretentious hipster before the ice melts

All that just for it to taste like smoky cough medicine.

I think that if you have to do all this to enjoy a whiskey, then it isn't a good whiskey.

Just pour the fucking Scotch in the glass and drink you pussy.

People are really getting all bitter about this. It ain’t that deep, people.

How to do a old fashioned drink

I mean this from the bottom of my heart…

what about the ice?

only performative people document the shit they do and post it

I just mix my bourbon with regrets

You don't make an Old Fashioned with Scotch.

We asked for an Old Fashioned, and you gave us a New Fangled.

at this point you're just summoning a spirit instead of making a drink 😭

I would have drank 3 old fashioneds in that time period

Don’t get me wrong, an old fashioned is my drink of choice next to drinking it neat. But throw the fucking fruit in the glass with some brown sugar and bitters, beat the brakes off of it with the nearest object, throw in ice and dump in whiskey. What the fuck is this 😂

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Good lord everyone. Yes, straight whiskey is great Yes, whiskey on the rocks is great A basic old fashioned is great And I am sure this drink is great All of these things can be true

Old fashioned? But where’s the bitters? You can’t make an old fashioned without the bitters

Glass, good bourbon and ice. You don’t need any of this other fluff

Doing too much - likely a $55 drink in NYC. Skip the nonsense.

@grok give this item a villain origin story

This is super cool. It’s 6am and have cut down on booze although damn this looks good lol

Be a man and just drink the fuckin whiskey

I don't even like Whiskey and this looks delicious.

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Was für ein Zirkus. 😀 Jeder soll sein Zeug so saufen wie es ihm schmeckt, aber dieser artsy fartsy Quatsch ist komplett lächerlich. 😀

😂

This is a lot of work for a drink I’m literally going to finish in two sips

...du hast nen 15-jährigen DALMORE und dann wirfst du da Zimt rein und verbranntes Obst 🙄...diese Aromen bietet der Whisky doch frei Haus...sowas kann er mit sonem Jack Beam-Fusel (sic!) machen 🙄...

Okay, I see you 👀

Too much work for a drink.

I just want a drink, not summoning a Gay Djinn