POV: you are Peter Parker in Spider-Man 2

having knockers like these is the girl version of being 6 ft 4 a lot of stuff gets overlooked if you're bringing that to the table

Call me captain fuckin ahab cuz I'm motorboating them white whales

She's a 9 on a night out though. Anyone seen her with makeup?

I thought she was going to be Ursula

Hey i thought she was hand job hot, don't hurt my feelings.

DJ Qualls upstairs, Dolly Parton floor level, Karen Carpenter basement

@andieouthereonx btw

Those titties are duct tape smashed together. I bet her nipples are touching in that bra

This could actually be experimental alternative comedy, and we'd never know. There's just too many weird little things in this.

Her confidence is so mismatched with her looks it’s crazy

Please just ignore it

Revolting, yuck.

It’s funny when you hear the black voice go away for a couple of words

Am I mind controlled for thinking she's loyal? I feel like a spell was cast.

Take the cookies and forget that other bitch.

I like her... charisma