POV: You’re about to get a $0 tip from table 3…

Me watching from table 4…

Eating with the Hulkster. He’s tired, brother.

Sweaty is eating good and proper with dat pinky 💅🏿🥩

“Your extra hot sauce, Madam Sharkeisha”

Steak shaped like Africa is a nice touch

She’ll eat half then claim it wasn’t cooked right and demand a new one before skipping out on the cheque.

I worked at Longhorn Steakhouse for a couple of years. There was a certain demographic that would come in, order the most expensive steak, eat it all, ask for it to get comped because they didn't like it and then leave without tipping a dime.

Impressive gunt.

In her respectable honor…

Why must I coexist on earth with these creatures?