Pray for Buc-cee Beaver

“I just work here man”

Dude he's literally just trying not to get fired. Catholics and Orthodox don't do this annoying shit and then post it online for vanity and attention.

Pray for his downfall

The most diplomatic answer would have been "as a beaver, I'm exempt from original sin, but I'm happy for you"

Are anthropomorphized beavers part of the new covenant though?

I'm a closeted homosexual and I had a relationship with a predatory beaver for seven years.

Peter did it for free

If Buc-cee crossed himself in response that dude would get mad that he was Catholic.

Don't worry, Perry! I invited Buc-ee over for Bible study. He's using Granny Ruth McDallas' Bible.

what an asshole thing to do to a mascot.

I think that man wants to have sex with Buc-cee Beaver.

Will he join the orthodox church?

we are getting our 2nd Buc-ee's in Colorado! I am so stoked... that said, in real life.... let's not corner people that are on the clock and ask them opinion based questions that could put them at odds with their employer. that said, Buc-ee's pays really well.

Ah, more performative Christians.

Buc-ee is not real and that is probably some teenage in a costume trying not to get fired 😂

This seems blasphemous to me.

it's a mascot.

Buccee is responding honestly here because he is beyond the arbitrary human understanding of religion. He is the nexus. A shrugging gesture is the only explanation that can be understood by the common man.

Is Buc-ee Beaver Jewish?

Buccee atheist confirmed

Sir, this is a Buc-cees....

If Buc-cee Beaver isn't in Heaven, I don't want to go.

Some bold ass glasses

Ur asking a costumed illegal immigrant a question when he doesn’t speak the same language btw

Performative crap. I want to go to Friday Vespers at an EO Church near me but I keep making excuses.

I have prayed for beaver many times in my life.

Listen Buckee Corporate God, I understand you need to adhere to liberal DEI policies even in Texas. But surely even you understand that Muslims are not welcome in our country or whatever sign from god you saw in this post.

Buc-cee is a sodomite.

Look. I just want them to finish building and open the Buc-ee's near me.

Bros just trying to get paid and these mfs are asking if he worships a jew 😂😂

rounding up the prayer wagon for buck-ee 🙏

I can’t tell if this is a joke, if it isn’t this they should make a page of asking mascots this

That shit is exhausting.