President Trump explains why changing to permanent Daylight Savings Time is so vital: “People want to play tennis at night. Or play golf without having to run home after 14 holes”. He obviously understands what’s important to Regular Americans.

How does he do it? He really spiritually and methodically solved our nocturnal problems. We can all now go on to pursue our dream careers as a professional nighttime tennis and golf players, yay!

When you have an IQ as high as his, these brilliant solutions just come naturally I suppose.

Ah yes! Someone who finally understands my golf problems.

He’s a man of the people.

I don't like turning on the lights in my polo field because the bright lights bother my horses. Having an extra hour of daytime would go a long way in allowing my family to enjoy the simple pleasure of a home polo game.

Enjoying the simple pleasures of life. That shouldn’t be too much to ask for.

Allowing people to complete 18 holes of golf is high on my list. I don’t care that my family can’t afford gas or groceries. As long as my golf game is not interrupted it’s all good.

That’s the spirit.

Not to mention how this will significantly reduce clock related injuries

Excellent point.

Brother, all the boys on the jobsite are in favor of this law because of its positive impact on twilight golf

Obviously twilight golf is a priority for most Americans. He understands us.

Is there a single issue which he understands from perspective of our children, who may need the safety that little daylight at the start of a winter’s day affords? Or those who have to labor for hours in darkness awaiting the dawn?

No.

id rather kids have light while waiting for the bus or walking to school

Waiting for the bus to the golf course or the tennis courts?

He doesn't want Americans to play golf in the dark! He is a true patriot of the working class!

I really don't understand why the kids can't wear miners headlamps to school in the morning. Sure, they probably don't make them small enough, but a little American ingenuity can fix that. Remember: FREEDOM LIGHTS THE WAY

Who in his right mind would want to have kids walk safely to school in the morning with lights and sun on

Communists.

👏👏🤣🤣🤣

While we're doing this....can't we also do the "Save Summer Act" so we can have summer year round? Water skiing in January sucks.

Just think! I can get a few more holes in if it was permanent. Brilliant! Our president is a genius

A stable genius.

Two days? it takes me months to change the clocks in my house. I have to get bored with mentally adding or subtracting an hour.

I usually just wait it out for 6 months.

Thats how real men deal with issues.

He’s got his finger on the pulse of stupidly. I understand the golf thing though, Trump does his best cheating on holes 15-18.

What's next? The fucking moron will make 13 the new dozen?

Billionaire narcissists don't care about the regular American or kids getting on the school bus in the dark. They want to be able to play golf. Well, the amount of daylight is the same so get your big butt up and play earlier.

I get up at 4 am for work. I dont want the sun shining at 9 pm when I go to bed. Standard time should be permanent.

Guess we don't need lights for sports anymore .

Hmm...

He so gets us,

😂

So it’s for him to play golf, we get it.

My kids love getting up and going to school for hours in the dark

Laughing my ass off.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha n=1

Let them eat cake vibes

Send kids to school in the dark on black ice. Maga morons 👍

His finger is on the pulse of America.

He’s obviously deranged.

Absolutely stunning how tone deaf this guy is!! There is nothing better to do with a 1775 IQ (literally off the charts) than extend the golf and tennis day? Another hour a day scrubbing the reflecting pool could be helpful, so in fairness it’s not all frivolity.

Where's the shooter on a nearby roof ?