President Trump walking towards Marine One.

There are braces on both those legs from the knee down. Look. Just fucking look.

Something that was missed in the White House: was there no more time to fix it? 😁😏🤣

Into another foodcart?

Noticed that for the past 2 wks or so TFG always has an escort to/from the plane.. This is so he can be guided/led into a straighter line And doesn't chart his own course will-nilly Like a drunk .. weaving homeward.. at 0200..

His companion had a full-time job looking at Trump's feet trying to stay the same distance from him as he waddled down the tarmac

Let's make sure he didn't sneak out the other side and hide in the Jersey Mike's delivery van

@atrupar

@GuffyNicola The man with him has to keep moving sideways to keep Spanky from knocking into him.

Oh no. Not the parting ways. Is this the parting of the Red Sea 2026 version. Where's his hair extensions/wig when it's needed? He's gonna be getting Blanche to prosecute the photographer.

Admit it……we’re all looking for the catering truck now, right?

@atrupar Anyone check the other side for an ice cream truck?

So vibrant and robust. The situational awareness to walk in a chaotic zigzag pattern thus confusing the enemy? This is a guy who is locked in. Big Macs for dinner tonight baby!

I wonder if he's explaining how he won the 2020 election.

His right side has mobility issues. His leg is more of a hip lifting & momentum swing. It's like he has a brace to help him. Notice the right foot doesn't clear a step as naturally & has more of an almost drag motion taking great effort to guide & lift.

He swings his right leg like it's artificial

@atrupar Woah the right leg is struggling hard

That other guy is to make sure he doesn't wander off.

OOOOHHHH the back of his head is looking a little....um not good.

@atrupar Someone get a piece of chalk and draw a freaking line for him…

@gesb21 It’s amazing, he’s incapable of just shutting the fuck up.

Jesus! The back of his head is completely bald 🤣🤣

Even with the soldier trying to keep him moving in a straight line, he just couldn't do it.

Me and @BodhiTree777 after bottomless brunch walked in straighter lines 😉

Hey @grok which disease prevents someone from walking in a straight line.

I walk like that when I’m covered in my own feces

I believe that is called the dusty sashay

@PrincessBravato <<laughs in penguin>>

Towards? He was banking right until his minder helped him course correct.

Still having some trouble with that right leg.

On a human level it’s sad but nobody deserves poetic justice more than Trump

*waddling