President William Ruto, while addressing schoolchildren during his ongoing tour of Nairobi, pledges to procure a chapati-making machine capable of producing one million chapatis per day to support Nairobi County’s school feeding programme.

At this rate, we’re just a few promises away from a ugali pipeline and a nationwide githeri ATM.

Ama Sisi ndo wazimu Ruto ndo akona akili 😂

TENDER FOR SUPPLY, DELIVERY, INSTALLATION, AND COMMISSIONING OF AN INDUSTRIAL CHAPATI-MAKING MACHINE (CHAPATI-1M) FOR NAIROBI COUNTY SCHOOL FEEDING PROGRAMME

Who knows someone living in Las Vegas or Nevada? 🌵🎰 That state dishes out $8,000 per grant for each student and processes applicants faster than you can say "Jimmy John's" – under 2 weeks! 🚀🥪 I can help them enroll 8-10 students per month. You do the math – that's some serious cash! 💸💸 Let's get them rolling in the dough while learning a valuable trade! 💪✨

Something is terribly wrong somewhere

Chapati is the most pressing problem...?

Is there one thing he won't lie about?

These desperate roadside stunts, including exploiting students, prove he's finished. We're done with him and his predictable tactics.

This guy can say anything

Sema kubebwa ujinga? Jamaa ameona sasa akayie watoto sjui kama 27 watakua na kura ama

Who doesn't like chapatis, I would like to see that machine though lol