Pretzels LIE-

"You know you can have pretzels AND drink water?" "...I didn't know that."

My reaction to that information

"They tempt you with hunger, but bring you the suffering of thirst" is one of the rawest lines in cinema

[live isopod reaction]

Anybody know where the audio is from?

This is absolute pure gold

In the end, he only became the beast he was fighting, rest in pretzels 🥨

bro a pretzel killed my dad omg

But have you had hot and fresh cinnamon sugar pretzels those things rule