"Pro-Ship Cafe" Opens In NYC

eating here and telling the cashier that everything i ate was fictional so i shouldn't have to pay for it

I was touched at the proship cafe and all i got was this lousy tshirt

Do you get a discount if u have proof that you groomed/touched minors ?

Hey could i get one problematic age gap bowl

Hey can i get the address? NYC local here that would love to stand outside this place and start Homestuck discourse! Thanks ❤️

Sneaking into the Proship Cafe to shamefully indulge in a Toxic Sibling Coded latte with a Problematic Age Gap bowl on the side

@ObamnaSoda__ what the hell do any of these words mean

can i get the historical nazi x jew matcha with coconut milk

@Sillycereals i need a break from the internet bc i understood all of this

#them not knowin its making fun of their predatory ass community oh I'm sure

also visit proshippers bizcenter in ohio!

Do they get a discount per minor they groom?

?!?!??!!?!!

WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT REALIZING THIS IS FAKE

Can I get uhhh one omegaverse salad please

the café at opening

@pavlov_exp this is genuinely top tier slander

I can’t wait to get groomed at the proship Cafe

Shot an employee and argued in court that the gun was fictional and that fiction doesnt affect reality

a problematic age gap bowl sounds epic ill take like 20

I need a png of the full menu so bad tf do you mean Drary Stew

haggling the prices here because money is fake and they believe fiction can't affect reality

They should open an antiship cafe so I can do ragesex with the barista

I read an article written by a hot topic worker who said they found out someone in their store’s neighborhood was writing fanfiction about them and their coworkers

why is suzalulu being assosciated with this shit??? giving us the worst fucking pr omg shut it down immediately 😭😭😭

I need the toxic sibling coded latte and problematic age gap bowl but hold the cheese pls, I’m lactose sensitive.

IM SOBBING WHAT IS THIS 😭

I’m seeing a decent amount of people who can’t tell this is obviously not real, and I feel like that’s a demonstration of the age and/or mental capacity of the average person who participates in ship discourse in 2026

when is there going to be an object show proship restaurant

Everyone sane, get in the horse

ppl are saying "proshippers think this is smth positive towards them😭" but then idk what to think cuz the same guy also made this video and that seems pretty proship to me

I'll take the uhh father son incest biscuits with a little bit of toxic brocon fries one the side