Protect Samantha Harvey at all costs

Another year and another piece of shit novel wins the Booker Booby Prize. Why does she vaguely refer to the characters as 'they' at the beginning of the novel instead of starting the novel with: The six ASTRONAUTS were.... Such incoherent crap. Do tell, about edgeless edges too.

Go punish your brain on page one. It's written in the stupid present tense, as if the author is a reporter giving a live broadcast. Also on page one, WTF is an 'edgeless edge?' If something has an edge, how the fuck can it be edgeless? You people are retards.

On page one the crappy writing describes an 'edgeless edge.' If something has an edge, it CANNOT be edgeless. Is that like waterless water, or airless air? Who are you blind retards and WTF is this GARBAGE you so highly 'prize?'

Hope she enjoys it

Disgusting author of shameful book glorifying ruzzia

Marvellous novel. Here's a review from a regular punter, written well before the Booker train left this year's station: