Protecting the snacks is crazy😂

The whale is jealous

Bruh. Help them or just keep walkin. Weird.

Final C*ckblockin’ Boss

She big as the cyber truck

I dislike fats as much as the next man but there’s something insidious about only helping her in exchange for her number, that’s not game.

What if he’s an ugly MF

Nah that girl was on the guy’s side, ‘protecting the snacks’ was unnecessary violence

She actually cute tho

Hear me out on the fridge

Guy has 0 game.

Bro was getting rejected before the other girl said anything. People got selective hearing 🤦‍♂️

Fat activist claims she only ate grapes, salad and water

Real mechanics get the job done without being horny 😂. It’s all about fixing than fucking.

Whale was prolly the reason the car broke down

Bro got fat to avoid serving in the military 😭😭

Blubber me timber 😂

if all else fails just play the underage card

This man said I will help you if you go out with me that some predator 💩

It’s always the fat undesirable friend

Some of yall do not know how to talk to women.

Fatty does not have good jeans.

Finally somebody said it! 😂

That is really are such dicks. You help out of the kindness of your heart, and then you asked for her number. Loser

It’s always the fat friend

The line has to protect the QB.

Lesbians don't smile that much when a dude is talking to them.

There’s a always a shrek protecting a Fiona

Bro chances were slim to none if he would have helped maybe he would have got the number, but I could tell she was ignored because she was dealing with a real life problem and bro came play games smdh

And everyone's gonna call the fat friend a cock block when in reality she's doing what her friend wants.

He had a better chance getting the number if he just helped

Bro needs to grab a chiltons manual before he tries to get phone numbers.

My ass he's a mechanic why tf was he moving his hand toward anything not related to the coolant