proving i am 5’4” ootd

im seeing 94 inches. wemby

That says 6'4"

then why can’t i reach the top shelf

Bc they're 9ft tall

Nah, you’re 7’4” and your name is Wemby. Stop hiding the truth.

Holy shit, I would LOVE to have sex with you. You're a highly attractive woman.

actually, if you put the end under your shoe, that makes you more like 5’ 2”

yes but that’s not what i did.

How can you be short when you’re taller than the fridge

How are you as tall as the fridge? 🧐

Can you dunk Queen?

Genuinely have always just assumed you were like 5'8. The tall energy aura is REAL.

Maybe cause you have a short fridge

Whatever you say you tall ass beauty. Sup.

I have no idea who this is or what could have possibly prompted this flustered response but I am 6’4 and also too lazy to hang up mirrors and shit so there’s that

How about a sotd, ple? I'll even take sotw. [soup]

Pretty tall for a worm idk

Death by snusnu stuff going on over here

Okay give us the leg workout exercises or whatever they call it..

So beautiful

Thought you was a gigantic giant, turns out you a little angry bird damn

You’re so pretty 💜

gotta remember the numbers are mirrored, folks. she's clearly 94", aka 7'10"

seems pretty tall to me, get in at the 4, wemby needs help

I know how the trick was done. She let us think that she had to dig into her drawer to get the "random" tape measure (the misdirection) so we wouldn't notice the extra foot attached to the beginning of the tape (the magic).

5’8” - 5’10” energy 💯 Not everybody can pull that off. The mark of true baddie. 👸🏻

Just a lil guy

Shortayy

She’s so humble yall. I too say I’m 5’4 to people

Nah you’re not fooling me, that tape measure is AI

I love you

You look like your fingers wander when you're down there ifykwim

Tall or short, you’re cute

Gunna be a lotta bookmarks on this one

So cute

Too short to date. Has to be 5’7” or taller. I don’t want any short sons.

Goo goo ga ga

idk, def lookin real 6 foot-ish, looks like you can reach the top of fridge pretty easily