PSA for the gentlemen

Bookmarked for later use

Good luck

Have you seen those videos of a gas well on fire and the only way to extinguish it is with a well timed explosion to snuff it out? Tried first one off the cuff this morning and it got a real chuckle.

6. Your sister is way less of a drama queen. 7. I bet you're done acting like a 12 year old. 8. You're not hot enough to be this demanding. 9. You always look less fat when you're calm. 10. You and your mom look like sisters.

I feel like this is unwise advice.

15 minutes later....

I’m not falling for this. No way.

When she gets home💀🤣

Spoiler: dude is a divorce lawyer

and divorce swiftly followed...

Thanks. You can even send all of these in one message.

So that’s why the State Department is issuing a mass casualty alert.

🤣🤣🤣🤣these are hilarious. Hope she’s got a great sense of humor🤣🤣🤣🤣

The more you know

I bet bro owns a ‘Dog House’ app so all the others that fell for this can vent to other idiots. (Smart Business Model) if his audience is 25 and under. 👻🇺🇸🦅

🤣👌🏼

Tryin to get us all flatlined... I'm gonna tell her you told me to.

It’s not what you say…it’s how you say it. Stop being weak and scared she’ll divorce you. 🙄 Sometimes they need to hear these things.

These are 5 death sentences 😂☠️

Update - Bro got stabbed 589 times once the wife saw the video.

Helpful advice. After you help her understand her overreaction, also ask her to make you a sandwich and bring you a beer. She’ll appreciate it, since she knows that’s her way of saying “I’m sorry.”

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one way or another this will make the problems go away

You’re going to get people killed

😂

Do not try this at home.

These are phrases sure to cause certain death

😂🤣😂 Let us know how this works out!!

That should do it 👍🏼

Might add in "you're acting just like your mother." Wives always enjoy hearing that.

Kick hornets.

Gold

Thanks! I just got yelled at for this being on my timeline. Didn’t listen, just scrolled on by.

This is BS. He never would have survived past #1. 😂😂😂

Love it!!!

Lmfao