Pub Toilets

That was the landlord, he had his ways

What your pee says about your may be surprising...

You forgot to add “can we also make sure there’s no working locks on the doors of the cubicles”

A poster of football fixtures shown on BT Sports for October 2022 is always a favourite of mine. Also a poster advertising alcopop deals, 2 bottles of Reef for £6. Magic

5 minute longer monologue for Football ground toilets

+ small frosted window Must be cracked/ missing and the extractor fan wired the wrong way round.

“Have we got one of them posters above the urinals with different adverts from local businesses that has a dog with giant testicles on it?”

Make sure the soap dispenser is just empty enough to make it seem like it's useful

Make sure the posters advertising the 2015/16 premier league fixtures are in a good spot

Brilliant you forgot making sure there was no soap in the dispenser’s 🤣

No Loo roll or damp Loo roll that comes off in lumps.