Pump 12 is gone gang 😭

"nahh. fuck all that.. im already here so"..... 😭😭😭😭😭

Hey where y'all goin?? Shit had my dying. 😂

This shit is a scene straight out of the boondocks

"I shoulda checked the news!!!" Then proceeds to buy some god damn scratch offs 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Brother man said he needs fuel. The storm can wait for him to fill up.

Bro said

That nigga done made it through the meteor that whiped out the dinosaurs

On this day: Bernie's nuts on the floor held the gas station's structural integrity to the earth.... Against F3 tornado winds, that day- got his petro, scratchers, and 2 pack of Newport 100's... Paid and then casually drove off into the clearing skies behind the storm

Lemme get this right…. In the midst of a DISASTER… he spent $10 on gas and $250 on scratch offs???? 🧐🤨🤓

Who has the original audio to this lmao

Man! This has to be a voiceover 😆🤣😩

It’s scary no one knows this fake, disprove me if I’m wrong It’s funny tho

he tryna get fuel to go tf HOME 😭 he don’t wanna be huddled up behind no nasty ass 7/11 register

Man has no shits left to give. Death doesn’t even phase him. I can relate.

Five on the diesel, 20 dollar scratcher, why tha hell y’all running ain’t nothing but a little rain, a carton of Marlboro reds 💀💀

There ain’t even a gas station left. He talking about getting some new ports lol

Pump 12 is 200ft in the air a half mile away.

“Ayy Where y’all going? “Ain’t nun but a little damn rain” 😂😂😂😂

Give unc his newports 😹

Katrina could be knocking at their door and mfs still gon want their cigs & to play the number 🥴😭

This video is rent free on my head hahha😭ain't nothing but a lil Weather

Mane I should of watched the news! 😁😁🤣 keep playing tough guy!

If this is 100% real, it may be in the top 10 clips ever recorded. 😂

This is the most reasonable video of a black man online that I've seen in at least 4 days

Lmao this shit got me crying 😭

“Two packs of newpowts”

I bet you the local Waffle House is still open, and there’s a drunk hooker baptizing midget with sweet tea and toilet water inside

"Damn, I should a watched the news" proceeds to get the usual

How tf do they hear him so clearly.

I guarantee you he's thinking "I've already seen enough shit in my life that I ain't worried about this little breeze outside. Now, can I buy my scratch off?"😆😆😆

Unc said y’all gettin paid $20 an hour now right? Take my mf order then y’all hoes ain’t closed 😭

Surprised he didn't start looting the place good for him there's some good ones out there folks