Putin: "You should be super scared." The Western World:

It helps that the article's claim is completely pulled out of their ass.

"Orders nukes ready" Wouldn't they always be ready? Isn't that the point?

James May the legend

They are not called "Satan" by Russia, though.

The minute Ivan press the button, all Moscow turns into a parking lot.

They don’t realize(Ivan Reactionaries) that you aren’t going to “ready” a liquid fueled rocket until you’re ready to launch because the liquid fuel is so fucking corrosive, you’re losing the already limited life span of these shit sticks just so they can scare people. And I’m pretty sure most Russian Seervice Members aren’t interested in microwaving earth.

He would never lie or bluff.

me to putin

I really don't care anymore. If he wants to destroy the entire earth because his midlife crisis got insulted he's going to do it. Either do it or sit and burrito shit.