Q: Would you pardon Michael Cohen? TRUMP: I've never been asked that question. He recanted. What they put him through is incredible. It's something I would consider.

So Michael Cohen lied under oath again? Correct me if I’m wrong, but that wasn’t a federal trial was it? So if he lied under her oath, won’t he go to jail? So the deal apparently is Trump will pardon Cohen for his federal convictions if he admits he was lying under oath in a state run case? A crime which Trump cannot pardon him for?

Who gives a fuck? Who are these reporters? Ask him about his 9/11 lie. Cowards.

“What THEY put him through is incredible.” it was Donald Trump’s Department of Justice, not Biden’s.

Unbelievable. Fcking unbelievable. Literally fuck this guy.

Didn’t Trump’s administration see to it that Cohen landed in prison?

"What they put him through" It was Trump who "put him through"

Pedophile Trump is the #PedoPardonPicker

The commander of that air force base is going to be in trouble for not stopping the wind!

Q: so you're no longer angry that Cohen is personally responsible for your nickname Von Shitzinpantz being a matter of public record, having it read into the transcript of your trial in NYC?

trump will continue to dangle a pardon in front of Cohen until it no longer amuses him, then Cohen will go under the bus.

Love that his hair is just a straight up mess throughout this whole interview 🤭😂

@BudGothmog44 He’s bald!

Totally bald on top. 😳

@dieworkwear can you help here? It doesn’t move or flow he’s wearing a piece of plywood

This was Cohen's plan all along. We all knew it.

???

He was a brunette 2 days ago, now he's almost bald.

He didn't officially recant.

Wait, who was president when Cohen went to jail?

ANNOUNCER : Welcome back to the 2026 Political Draft. We have a major trade announcement. LIBERALS: We, the libtard delegation, hereby offer Michael Cohen to the MAGA cult in exchange for Liz Cheney. (Crowd gasps)

I got a pardon along with my entire crime family and the January 6th committee

They? What THEY put him through? It was YOU!

He'll pardon anyone for money

"Now that he's sucking my tiny toadstool again, of course I will." Why does Cohen need a pardon anyway; felony convictions mean nothing for Trump's sack-suckers.

What Michael means is he misses the taste of trumps ass. That’s all donnie needs to hear. I’ll use you like I use everyone else. Sucker!

In need of a fixer right about now.

Of course he would. Cohen knows what happened on Epstein Island

This man, is the most despicable man alive. He's worse then a snitch. He's an absolute motherfucker.

I assume Cohen is in Epstein files.