Quarry advice

I like the cat. He's not a squirrel but he's ok😁👍

I value goodmonsons input 😻

Your cat looks like an experiment where they have tried to combine Charles Dance and David Warners DNA into a feline. Did you get the cat from that man who works in RAF Rudloe Manor and always smells of malt?

It could also help anyone in a quandary; it's very versatile.

Good Afternoon Mr Mortimer. I am considering purchasing this mighty tome for my cousin Barry Crackle. Yes, the one who got the onion ring stuck. Would his athletes foot detract from his enjoyment of it?

GOODMONSON

Is it waterproof? The book not the cat

You mean this book I started today on a very sunny Mallorcan beach?😁

Could you ask Low Kenneth if this book is also suitable for reading under a horse? 😂

Billie finds it quite a soporific book in this hot weather

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I am currently reading The Satsuma Complex while in Hospital getting checked for a stroke. It’s cheering me up no end. Might give the new one a read when i get out

Oh yes, I can confirm uncle Bob's book is very good and is a worthwhile entertaining purchase

Just finished it. Great book. Thanks Bob.

Already bought, next on my list to read.

Bought "The Long Shoe" about 5 hours ago and have just started reading 'The Satsuma Complex".

Not in a Quarry , just the garden for me

As someone who has worked in a quarry and a coal mine I endorse this message

Great books !! I've read The Long Shoe and The Hotel Avocado , most enjoyable. 👍😎

Read and loved all 3 of your books (bought them for my son as presents but read them before I gave them to him).

I get why they are prompting you Bob. I read the entirety of The Satsuma Complex in two days of my holidays last year and it honestly made the trip better than it was gonna be 👞

When is there one coming out about a selfconfident rugby player who doesn’t talk to animals. Your biography is the best of the lot

It is a cracking read to be fair.

I wanted a short glove sadly

Reading it in a rock pool.

What a stonking cat.

@artsonthemoveco Bob, I hope it’s not about this chap lol

A question from @CountBinface : 📡 Transmission from Count Binface 📡 Citizens! I have observed much quarry‑based literature today. Bob Mortimer, please confirm: is your book also available in audiobook format? As an intergalactic bin, I find audio ideal, pages tend to get stuck in my hinges.

Very good book 📖

Bob, I'm going camping tomorrow and I've bought this to take with me! 😃

Bob, can you call my brother Dave a dickhead cos he never reads but decided to buy one of your books. He then read one chapter and said it was good so he was saving it for his holiday to Tenerife. All this to accidentally forget it and leave it at home! 😄

Loved this (and the Hotel Avocado) on Spotify audio… never get the time to read so this was next best thing… Good to know ;)

Started reading it the other week feel sorry for the guy already and I’m only a few paragraphs in 😬

Hope youre getting royalties