Question for white people

Oh ffs 🤦🏾‍♂️

Why do black people forget to change their smoke alarm batteries?

This is a good reminder for guests invited to black thanksgiving, if you’re not sure what to bring, 9 volt batteries are always a great option.

Its because white people have 2 families, moms side, and dads side. So you get lunch and dinner.

How do they not hear it....

It's right there. The ceiling bird. Feed it a battery.

*CHIRP *

The Thanksgiving meal was always traditionally in the middle of the day. What changed is the name. The midday meal was traditionally called dinner, and the evening meal was called supper. Over the past decades, this has changed to lunch and dinner.

Why do black people care so much about when white people are eating? Obsessed or something

Our white Italian family eat lasagna at 1-2 pm then have turkey dinner at 6-6:30 lol We just eat all damn day 😂

The better question is: Why do black people even own smoke detectors if they can’t replace the damn batteries?!!!

Not “white” but it’s cuz I need at least 8 hours to digest 3 plates of thanksgiving. Can’t be having the meat sweats and shortness of breath at 10 PM when I’m trying to go to sleep.

Why do you fucking care? Stalker.

We eat around 1500. If youre late, you get scraps. We do it early so we have time to sit back, undo the top button, have a couple drinks and visit with one another. And so folks that drove a bit can get home before the drunk assholes get on the roads.

Of course smoke alarm going off in background 🤣

So you can hurry up and get the fuck out of my house.

Because hunting season usually opens on Thanksgiving and the men want to hunt in afternoon you racist POS!!!!!

We don’t sleep til noon so half our day is done by noon. We can’t sleep in even on our days off because we wake up at the same time every day due to years of a consistent work schedule & don’t smoke weed because it makes you less productive & we’re always on time respectfully

The smoke alarm chirp is why

::CHIRP::

"Ghetto Nightingale"

White people wake up at 6am on Thanksgiving. Black people wake up at 1pm. So essentially it's the same amount of awake time.

You need to invest in a 9 volt battery for that smoke alarm.

White person here, we eat at around 5 or 6 and btw change the batteries in your smoke detector

We don’t need to turn everything into a fuckin all-nighter. It’s called work in the morning.

The smoke detector has to be fake, right?... right?

We like to have all day to have family time and enjoy one another. We eat again at 3. Then 6. Then 9. Just snacking all day and being together

Couldn’t make it past 2 seconds because of the smoke alarm.

Everyone nodding in approval until *CHIRP*