Queues at Dover

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“What could be more British than an unnecessary queue to get to a continent you voted to leave because you can’t holiday in your own country because everything’s too expensive and our rivers and beaches have been filled with shite.” Just about spot on.

Every time I hear someone say “this isn’t the Brexit I voted for” my response is always “really? Because this is exactly the one I voted against”

@RettopNoj Needs a remix with the music from Born Slippy 🙃

@RettopNoj ♥️🤣

News this morning reporting 'unexpected numbers of coaches' so all these coaches full of school kids who book their trips months in advance are 'unexpected'? Did they not have bookings? PPPPPPP.

‘Slurry truck of a woman’ 😂😂😂 I’ve followed you for that alone!

Brexshit: the most damaging act of self harm a nation has ever inflicted upon itself. Boxed up, wrapped and delivered by the second most damaging ‘act’ of self harm a nation has ever inflicted upon itself…

@campbellclaret Did it happen in similar circumstances before Brexit? No. Does it occur on a regular basis after Brexit? Yes. So by irrefutable logic, it is 100% caused by Brexit.

This is quality 👏👏👏