quite possibly my best idea yet thanks vlad

for god’s sakes, jams

"i show speed like a pro"

Could’ve ended with “to my cock”, absolute missed opportunity

i think i meant to say that but i said pock instead of spock like from star trek and then i made myself laugh too hard to continue the chain

"i show speed like a pro"

“I show speed like a pro”

This is beautiful

Need a full version I am begging you

as far as you are concerned this is the full version