Rate my home defense system 😎

Pretty fucking dumb. Entry points should be focus lit up like the sun and your defensive positions should be blacked-out. You have no barriers, and no overwatch other than on the TV. This is gay normie LARP click bait.

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Mine would start with Dueling Banjos from 'Deliverance' with another line from the movie superimposed over the music as it begins to play: "He got a real purdy mouth, ain't he?"

Alexa is the exposed soft underbelly of this whole system. ‘uge blind spot

your off to a good start.

😂👍

That looked scary

I would use the doom soundtrack

If someone picked out a soundtrack for defending their property, they picked out the weapons to use.

Do better, Entry ways need blinding light.

BRAVO! 👏👏

You are inserting Alexa, a spy bug into your house. Lol.

2, 😂 because we all know those systems will miraculously fail if the feds show up!

Why does everyone else have a rich-ass house? 🤦‍♂️

Pretty shit. "Alexa, lights on."

Just red light?

I'd have all the light turn off and price say "Bravo six going dark"

But… what if the burglars like CCR?