Reading someone’s text messages out at MSG.

Wait you’re telling me I can become a rich and famous comedian by just reading someone’s texts? Sign me up

Idk whats worse the fact he really just read someone’s text from the crowd and just cooked whatever they say to each other. Or the fact that none of his homies told him that shit was ass before he got on stage 😂

Should have texted him at the end and sent selfie of himself

The way he kept saying “dot dot dot” threw me off 😂

Sounds like a guy Selling Snake Juice at the Marquis.

U know it's staged because most of aziz's shows are a no phone on policy and u gotta get those lil silence bags at the door

I like aziz but this is a horribly lame bit

I tried but couldn’t get past this point.

I didn’t know @FBIDirectorKash did comedy.

Not a bad bit when you aren’t looking at the comments and everyone is telling you it’s the worst thing ever

So funny! Hey Ashley … do better. 🤣

This fucking sucks.

imagine if had responded fuck that indian street shitter

Bro had all those people walk up for him to just lock in on the first persons phone😭I thought he was going to compare the first texts see what the best or funniest ones were

Ah Aziz maaan, they’re killing you in the comments! Fuck these X lot 😂 you had to be there

If i text you at 11:30pm and you text me the next day at 1:45pm you getting blocked. You dont like me enough to text my ass back when you wake up fuck outta here. Yall be on your phone 24/7

It is nice seeing you brother. Haven’t seen you for more than 10yrs. Glad you are alive. Great show! 👏

Omg please post the videos for rest of the line. I died after the part about the Dalai Lama 😂🤣💀 total gold 🥇

I loved this bit and didn’t want it to end.

Yeah this isnt funny. Also do you still stick your unwanted fingers in womens mouths?

"...messages out at MSG" When life imitates art!!

Didn’t this dude get cancelled for being a really weird date? Like so weird that he didn’t do anything rapey but his actions were so creepy he had to take a years long break from comedy.

And not a single joke was told

Careful not to be the joke when telling your corny Azz jokes!🤡

I remember you doing these on Jimmy Fallon! Classic!

He is not funny..

Fuck you lil bitch

So stupid... Is this comedy?

ASHLEY STILL HAS A HOME BUTTON WITH A SQUARE IN THE MIDDLE AND CHRIS DIDNT EVEN HAVE AN IPHONE 😂

man i watched the whole damn thing for nothing

This guy is lame…whoever would pay to see that hermaphrodite?

This shit is so aas

He’s sofa king funny

This dude sucks