Real things I’ve seen as a paramedic

Allergies suck, especially when it's over something you love.

"Dude. just buy the sunflower butter that's out there which tastes close enough"

My version of this was a patient who believed their significant other had poisoned the pudding they were eating. And no, they would not stop eating it till I took it from them

I felt this one because of my mom. Cinnamon allergy, making this time of year through February impossible for her without a damn near OD on Benadryl just to go to the store.

Personally I think PB&J is better than breathing

The fact your tales are true genuinely shocks me to no end. Bless your patience

🤣🤣🤣🤣... this is me and strawberries a few times a year. But not with all things seafood, shellfish, and seaweed. Like those epipens are on the table when eating out at Asian restaurants, because I'm not giving that up either😂😂😂💕💕

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Jimmy is a committed man...I will give him that!

Jimmy truly is mind over matter. But the matter sadly won this time

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