Red Rock Cider (1990).

I think I remember these and I had no idea what they were since I'd never seen any of the originals they were referencing.

We are unstoppable.

Thank you for this. In 1999 my GF bought a T-shirt at a Fatboy Slim/ChemBros concert at Red Rocks Amph in CO. The front had Slim's logo and "It's Not Red And There's No Rocks In It" on the back. The reference didn't work because that product was UK only.

@mypalfootfoot7 “Less gassy with no strong aftertaste” - these ad men really knew how to glamourise products back in the day.

Proof that America has no sense of humor when they cancelled this show...