Religious Jokes, not too bad actually #Comedy #Humour #Jokes

Ok the cremation bit is pretty good

Very funny I thought

It’s funny he said what if a Christian saw Vishnu, because people from other religions have actually died and come back and said they saw Jesus and become devout Christians. Even Muslims in Gaza, where you will be killed for apostasy. Even atheists. Nobody dies and comes back and says they saw any other gods. Some of them go to hell and see demons. There actually is a correct religion and y’all keep shitting on it to feel cool, or morally superior because you don’t understand Christianity. What if you died and went to hell? In hell you think why did I shit on Christianity, right before demons rip you to shreds like a pack of dogs ripping a gazelle to shreds. Think about it.

Interesting points

His name is Dan Docimo

Thank you. He’s hilarious credit given.

Its funny. Which is missing from a lot of modern comedy.

Yes made me chuckle

I thought it was funny n by no means am I trying to police his speech. I’m just once again noticing how Christianity is the only religion you can do this for. If he said “can’t wait till Mohamed comes back so we can kick his ass” the world would be on fire. But Jesus, it’s ok

Very true

The fact that he’s telling all these funny af jokes and somehow there are some people in the crowd having full existential crises!! One of them was even shaking his leg viciously towards the end 😂

It’s just jokes

Shared this in a bit of a blur with a few other videos and ddin’t do any research. Just found him funny on Facebook so here is credit

That Cremation joke is HILARIOUS. I never thought of it that way. 😂😂😂

The second time a funny stand-up has showed up on my feed. And he’s better than the last one. Good stuff.

The “I’ve could’ve eaten ham” joke went over their heads! Not even a chuckle.

Hilarious

When Jesus comes back he will be swinging a sword, Apparently he never heard the bit about bringing a knife to a gun fight. All jokes aside Christ is king

It was pretty good til the last 1/3 of the bit. Then it just got dumb

I enjoyed it. Glad you at least watched it all which is rare.

I’m all for religious humor but when you start mocking the living God you cross a line. 🤷🏼

..funny the attacks are always on Jesus Christ. Tells you everything you need to know. If he wants to be ‘original’ do jokes about Mohammed. He won’t..how ‘brave’..

I think a sense of humour is Haram

His name is Dan Docimo here is a link to his instagram

I was laughing until he disrespected Jesus

"You guys remember that?" This is the first time since Norm MacDonald died that I heard his voice. That was a perfect Norm style throwaway line and it was delivered perfectly. Looking forward to seeing more from this guy.

Did bro add a laugh track on top of the laughs? It sounds way too fake, like its from a sitcom

Non insulting Jokes like these are great.

What we need

What’s with the fake laughs?

Canned laughter

Yeah that’s for shows on TV, not live comedy dumbass

Jesus is the only one! All near death experiences all see Jesus

This is a REALLY GREAT SET lmaoooo

Pretty much funny til after the poop bit

And then it was crap?

So what did the crazy people think they were before Jesus? Hmmmm

That’s easy Presus

Great, very dense bit! So The plural of Jesus 😆… “Jeez-eye”

Horrible premise. YIKES

It’s comedy

🤦🏽‍♂️ Now try to joke about Muslims….. “But I say to you that for every idle word men may speak, they will give account of it in the day of judgment. For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.”” Matthew 12:36-37 NKJV

Ouch my stomach. I haven't laughed that hard I a min. Thank you! 🤣

He’s great

Meh. This is boring and safe with zero energy.

“Where do I even go?” Vishnu: “Right back where you came from rafter we see the results of what you will be after you spin this wheel.”

The mental hospital thing is something I’ve thought about for years

I know it’s a joke, but people with delusions of being someone else are typically only hospitalized if they are considered to be a danger to themselves or others. Conspiracies about how the oligarchs would want to stop Jesus at all costs aside Jesus would likely not be put in…

Jesi got me cracking up

What’s the name of this dude ? He’s funny 😁