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Remember to actually open your parachute ๐Ÿช‚

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Lost ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Paratrooper: "What happens if my parachute doesn't open?" Sergeant: "Bring it back and we'll give you a new one."

Chaotic Confucius ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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All this video taught us is that grok is an idiot.

Dr Ted, CPA, MBA, ASPCA, LGBTQ, Esq ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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She died. Donโ€™t go hot air ballooning or parachuting in Latin America.

๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŽญ..Rai ji..๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŽญ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is crazy! He climbed to the top of the Empire State Building climbing 1435ft.

EL Capitan O.S. ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Sheโ€™s fine

็จ‹่‚ฏ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Crap, I saw the chute at the 34sec mark. I bet her Gopro video was interesting:

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Sam Sunderland standing on top of the Burj Khalifa, Dubai

Alpenglow ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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You can see her parachuting left side of the mountain late in the video. Sheโ€™s fine

Jolly Roger ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Maybe they played a prank on her and she totally Fell for it

Global๐• ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Think she's ok, no news outlets. Probably fabricated content.

Jesse Bickers ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Even if her chute doesnโ€™t open, thereโ€™s still a freefall instructor around to help out the diver if anything goes wrong or messes up.

DonnaยทHayden ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Oh my god, is she okay?

dorianjepsen ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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You donโ€™t need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Scottsman ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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What makes it appear to be fake is there is nothing but air where the other end of the rope would attach. Another balloon? Not likely.

Chris Anderson ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Polish parachute opens on impact

DaoStew ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I would literally die

Iga Ninja ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Natural Selection=1 Idiot human=0

Lee W. ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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You can see here at the very end. White dot moving downward in the video above the green trees. Seems to me she opened her chute just fine. They are just far enough away that it's hard to see.

Mo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Is she okay ๐Ÿฅด

Philip C ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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She did open her parachute, and at the right elevation, itโ€™s very clear at the end of the video,

mฮฉJฮฉ fiLt3r ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Okay but what the fuck is that flying around down there at the end of the video?

MuddleFuggle ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Is there a full story to this?

Crazy World ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I watched like 10 times and yeah she didnโ€™t open it. I wonder if itโ€™s AI

Network Axis Group ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I believe I can fall, I believe I can touch the ground - thatโ€™s how it goes right?

West Bestern ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Vaxxed?

memeslich ๐Ÿ’€ dnd memes ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Maybe she used a death saving throw.

Cynical Publius ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Gory, gory what a helluva a way to die.

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