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James Urbaniak ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"Call me twee?! Your mother is twee! YOUR MOTHER IS TWEE!!"

๐•ฏ๐–Ž๐–‘๐–‰๐–” ๐•ญ๐–†๐–Œ๐–Œ๐–Ž๐–“๐–˜ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐•ฏ๐–Ž๐–‘๐–‰๐–” ๐•ญ๐–†๐–Œ๐–Œ๐–Ž๐–“๐–˜2 ๅนดๅ‰

โ€œIF BILL MURRAYโ€™S CARDIGAN IS THE WRONG SHADE OF OCHRE Iโ€™M GONNA SLICE THE COSTUME DESIGNER INTO A PAPER CUTOUTโ€

๐™ˆ๐™„๐˜ผ ๐™๐™ƒ๐™Š๐™๐™‰๐™€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐™ˆ๐™„๐˜ผ ๐™๐™ƒ๐™Š๐™๐™‰๐™€2 ๅนดๅ‰

gotta see that stop motion holocaust movie

Vale ๎จ€ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@offbeatorbit iM wEs FuCkiNg AnDeRsoN

Christopher Michael ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Christopher Michael2 ๅนดๅ‰

Is this fake? I want one for every auteur movie director.

That Other Dave ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Me when my kids go off script on carving their Jack-O-Lanterns

Adam Scott's Mild Speech Impediment ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I will be honest I haven't heard Wes talk enough to know if this is fake or not. The guy sounds white and like he wears tweed so I assume it is real.

uncanny valley ranch --โƒค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
uncanny valley ranch --โƒค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ2 ๅนดๅ‰

I'm on the phone with studios everyday telling them i need more money for my stop motion Holocaust movie!!!! **my telekinesis throws every thing against the wall**

Nea โ€œDraculaโ€ Ching ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Nea โ€œDraculaโ€ Ching2 ๅนดๅ‰

Where the fuck is that PA with my goddamn kouign-amann and cafรฉ viennois?!? *both pronounced perfectly*

tired ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
tired2 ๅนดๅ‰

the fact he isnt European and just some Texan guy always shocks me

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