Remembering some Pat Robertson gems today

Wow, Pat Robertson was even racist about macaroni and cheese.

“It’s now his judgment day, I hope it’s harsh.”

Pat Robertson is gonna be going through some things

Rolling Stone got it right!

You should never say bad things about the dead, only good. Pat Robertson is dead. Good.

It was because of that pesky Haitian slave revolt/Haitian Revolution back in the late 18th century that there are devastating earthquakes in Haiti. Nothing to do with that nasty fault running through it because plate tectonics, what even is that?