Reporting from America’s latest war zone …

#WarRavagedPortland lol

You do realize that these troglodytes don't understand satire or irony. Some, too many, will think this is real. You can't use even mildly sophisticated humor to get through to them.

I hope it didn't contain almond milk. Almonds come from CA. Newsom is governor of CA. He's clearly running an economic system that supports antifa. What's next....Washington state?

🤣🤣🤣🤣it looks very war ravaged. I’m sure the almond milk was giving him the side eye ready to pounce at any moment!

@MalcolmNance Brilliant 👏 👏 👏

The only war zone is in the Demented Minds of MAGAs

Is everyone getting that there won't be free elections in 2026? Really. OBVIOUSLY. Thoughts?

I hope he is very careful with that artisanal, single-origin coffee they have there in Portland. Makes you turn full blown Antifa!

@gtconway3d It’s frightening

Missing a good tylenol!!

he should have put on full frontline kit to do that report.

Same enemy here.

Another gay snowflake

Fred will save us

sending this to the family chat to help alleviate matcha shortage 💪

@ThomsonSherin 😂😂😂

@diamondsnsilk Love this !😂

Voodoo donuts might be on the government's hit list because it sounds like a satanic cult 🤣

I watched Portlandia, the people there seemed very nice and laid back.

When did we switch into The Onion universe?

He's like a hot, lefty firefighter?

You’re a dishonest fool

He recently moved there doesn't realize we used to go downtown at night. That all those burned up bombed out buildings used to be thriving businesses. Like others mocks and pretends that everything is fine but still skips certain streets of and doesn't go out at night.

Imposter! He is supposed to be wearing a solid black t-shirt 3 times too small. This is a disgrace.

So whatever it is that’s causing the craziness is in the water, people need to look into this

Thoughts and prayers 😔

@DecodingTrolls 🤭🔥

Blancos make the news their despots, which allows them to easily be manipulated by the media. They love the news and they believe the news as if it was an extension of them. They treat their history books with the same kind of unquestionable, blank-eyed, naiveté. This will be their downfall.

@MalcolmNance Stay save!

Portland is the Headquarters for Antifa terrorists? Sounds to me like the next logical place to send in the Nat Guard. 😎

He could have saved everyone some time by just saying he enjoys getting pegged by his Antifa furrie, boyfriend.

ICE Cube’s Bus.

I'd rather be a trans than I'd drink a cappuccino that turned green 😬