Reporting live from the Consumer Electronics Showcase in Las Vegas #CES2024

Machine gooning

It also can connect to an Amazon Alexa device

GoonCon 24

They saw the Jordan Peterson post and realized they could make it into the future.

How drunk is Robert?

Not as drunk as he’s going to be

i wholeheartedly support this kind of innovation. we should all be living in a futuristic gooning utopia with robots jacking us off instead of whatever dystopia we're hurtling towards this is what the hedonistic greeks imagined. this is honoring their legacy. this is how we win

Thank you for this critical reporting, Gare. I worry that Elon will soon ban you out of fear 😞

Some people lament the modern era, i on the other hand, do not.

The femboy milking technology continues to develop