Republican Christians when they try entering heaven

People who don’t even believe in God surely care a lot about his skin color or sexuality

1. Jesus didn’t look like that, described by Pontius Pilate as having golden hair and rosy skin 2. God isn’t “non-binary”, he’s an immortal being that transcends human categorization. 3. A utopia free from corruption isn’t possible in the state humanity is in now.

1) Jesus was a blonde white ‘84 Reagan voter from Vermont 2) God’s pronouns are He/Him/zaddy 3) Heaven is an absolute monarchy/feudal backwater where the LORD is our landlord

Heaven is a monarchy.

in Purgatory u have to pay off IMF loans by juggling DoorDash and GrubHub runs

You work for a billion dollar conglomerate that exploits child labor in third world countries, what makes you think you're getting into commie heaven

In case I’m the first one to post this here

One of the worst videos ever made, advanced politics poisoning

Heaven is an Absolute Monarchy, not a stateless, classless, society.