“Researchers did a study back in 2008 where they put Polyester pants on female dogs” “This is why I’m wearing cotton this Summer”

bro what kind of weird dog pants experiment is this

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Polyester are the fabric of forgetting — synthetic shackles spun from the world’s illusions. Choose cotton, always: let the breath of the earth touch your skin, let ancestral threads embrace you in the memory of what is real. Wear only what the living soil has given; let no imitation cling to your body or your spirit.

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Think I will stick with polyester. My childbearing days are done!!@

All I get is organic cotton clothes and sheets. I don't trust any of it anymore.

Is this girl married?

It's like a condom. Never knew

He hee.. Not to P*** on your parade, so to speak. But there are two sides to this equation! For observant lovers of Nature, you will note that testicles hang down away from the body in males of all species except humans (excluding the Scots of course :). Male fertility is affected by the heat in which the testicles are located. Jay pants may be considered sexy, but for the effectiveness that Nature intended, let them hang!!

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